A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then
get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they
have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps
His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line
hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there
are only ten people left, this guy is rolling
on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his
wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make'em all ugly again".
SO....THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE'...CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY!