Thursday, January 31, 2013

SHILINGI 100000

Bibi alipewa 100000 na mjukuu wake wa kike, akamuuliza "umepata wapi hii hela?" Read more »

Friday, January 18, 2013

IN THE CLUB

Jamaa alikuwa amekaa ndani ya club, Read more »

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

CORRUPTION

ENGLISH CLASS! TOPIC: TENSES Teacher: "One day our country will be free from corruption, which tense is it?" Student: "... Read more »

Monday, January 14, 2013

AGUA KI-DIGITAL

Waganga hawatumii tena manyanga!! Read more »

DENI LA MUDA MREFU

JAMAA mmoja alikuwa akimdai mtu deni lililotimiza mwaka, ilibidi amfuate mdeni wake na mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi; Read more »

TANGAZO

TANGAZO, TANGAZO Mtu mwenye watoto kumi atazawadiwa shilingi milioni 50. Read more »

Sunday, January 13, 2013

MLOKOLE

Mlokole moja leo alikutwa akinywa gongo, akaulizwa mbona unakunywa gongo na wewe ni mlokole? akajibu "Zaburi 23 inasema gongo lake ... Read more »

Saturday, January 12, 2013

SISI WADANGANYIKA

HEKA HEKA ZA UCHUMBA

Msichana mmoja alimpeleka mchumba wake kumtambulisha kwao, Read more »

Thursday, January 10, 2013

UTAMADUNI

Mchina na Mmakonde walikuwa wanabishana, Read more »

FURAHIA ULIMWENGU WA DIGITAL

Mwaka 2013 NOKIA Wameboresha mambo kwa kuweka lugha ya Kihaya kwenye simu na mambo yatakuwa kama ifuatavyo:-  Read more »

DID YOU EVER WONDER?

BACK POCKET

A; Is that a phone in your back pocket? B: No, why? A: ....cause your ass is calling me. Read more »

UNHOLY TRINITY

Jambazi kaoa mchawi wakapata mtoto, nae mtoto baadae akawa changudoa. ***HIVI NANI ATABAKI NYUMBANI USIKU ??*** Read more »

BUSARA ZA MLEVI

Mlevi mmoja alioa mke ambae hajatulia hata kidogo. Siku moja mkewe akiwa na mwanaume mwingine nyumbani, mlevi akarudi home ghafla !! Mkew... Read more »

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR CHICKEN NOISE? :D

Kuna Daktari mmoja wa wagonjwa wa kichaa huko milembe alikuwa anawatest wagonjwa wake kama wamepata nafuu. Read more »

Monday, January 7, 2013

PINGAMIZI LA NDOA

  Mchungaji: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje mbele. Read more »

Thursday, January 3, 2013

SHERIA NI MSUMENO

Kama sheria ni msumeno basi mshtakiwa ni mbao. Read more »

WAJANJA NDIO WAPIKWAO.

Kama wajinga ndio Waliwao basi Wajanja ndio wapikwao. Read more »

DIGITAL VS ANALOGY

Siku hizi hadi wanga nao wanawanga kidijitali. Read more »

VIDEO TO DVD

Deki yetu nikiweka dvd ya x inafuta picha yote inageuka empty cd. Read more »

KAPIGE MASTURBATION!!

Mwajiriwa: Boss umeniita? Boss: Yeah, nimekuita nenda kapige punyeto Read more »

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

KHERI YA MWAKA MPYA

Huu ni usemi wa leo...kumbuka... 1.Gari la kuvutwa haliovateki 2.kisigino hakikai mbele 3.mganga haagizi tembele Read more »