Bibi alipewa 100000 na mjukuu wake wa kike, akamuuliza "umepata wapi hii hela?"
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Thursday, January 31, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
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CORRUPTION
ENGLISH CLASS! TOPIC: TENSES Teacher: "One day our country will be free from corruption, which tense is it?" Student: "...
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Monday, January 14, 2013
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DENI LA MUDA MREFU
JAMAA mmoja alikuwa akimdai mtu deni lililotimiza mwaka, ilibidi amfuate mdeni wake na mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi;
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Sunday, January 13, 2013
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MLOKOLE
Mlokole moja leo alikutwa akinywa gongo, akaulizwa mbona unakunywa gongo na wewe ni mlokole? akajibu "Zaburi 23 inasema gongo lake ...
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Saturday, January 12, 2013
Thursday, January 10, 2013
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FURAHIA ULIMWENGU WA DIGITAL
Mwaka 2013 NOKIA Wameboresha mambo kwa kuweka lugha ya Kihaya kwenye simu na mambo yatakuwa kama ifuatavyo:-
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BACK POCKET
A; Is that a phone in your back pocket? B: No, why? A: ....cause your ass is calling me.
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UNHOLY TRINITY
Jambazi kaoa mchawi wakapata mtoto, nae mtoto baadae akawa changudoa. ***HIVI NANI ATABAKI NYUMBANI USIKU ??***
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BUSARA ZA MLEVI
Mlevi mmoja alioa mke ambae hajatulia hata kidogo. Siku moja mkewe akiwa na mwanaume mwingine nyumbani, mlevi akarudi home ghafla !! Mkew...
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Tuesday, January 8, 2013
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HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR CHICKEN NOISE? :D
Kuna Daktari mmoja wa wagonjwa wa kichaa huko milembe alikuwa anawatest wagonjwa wake kama wamepata nafuu.
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Monday, January 7, 2013
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PINGAMIZI LA NDOA
Mchungaji: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje mbele.
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Saturday, January 5, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
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KAPIGE MASTURBATION!!
Mwajiriwa: Boss umeniita? Boss: Yeah, nimekuita nenda kapige punyeto
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Wednesday, January 2, 2013
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KHERI YA MWAKA MPYA
Huu ni usemi wa leo...kumbuka... 1.Gari la kuvutwa haliovateki 2.kisigino hakikai mbele 3.mganga haagizi tembele
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