Friday, June 21, 2013

VAGINA JOKES

Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? 
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.

 Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? 
A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside 

Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
 A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. 


Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So that men will speak to them! 

Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common? 
A: They are both stuck up cunts! 

Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common? 
A: They both hate pussy! 

Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? 
A: Don't make me cum in there. 

Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a public restroom? 
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you! 

Q: What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? 
A: Cuntstubble. 

Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole? 
A: The chinrest! 

Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? 
A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too! 

Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?
 A: The woman! 

Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina? 
A: The box a penis cums in. 

Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? 
A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER 

Q: What do pimps and dogs have in common? 
A: They both ate pussy 

Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister? 
A: A spiral pussy! 

Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm? 
A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you! 

Q: What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's cunt when she is on her period? 
A: Your palm Red! 

Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy? 
A: The other guys waiting their turn! Girl "I wear heels bigger than your dick!" Guy: "I take shits fresher than your pussy." 

Q: How do you know if you have an overbite? 
A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit! 

Q: What’s the difference between parsley and pussy? 
A: Nobody eats parsley. 

Q: What is 6.9? 
A: a great number ruined by a period 

Q: How do you know when your husband eats too much pussy? 
A: When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut! 

Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man? 
A: A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside! 

Q: What's the difference between a clit and a mobile phone? 
A: Nothing, every cunt's got one! 

Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? 
A: A pussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing. The cunt is the thing that owns it! 

Q: What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? 
A: Crust! 

Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits? 
A: Her snatch.
Q: What is a vagina?
 A: The box a penis comes in.

 Q: What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys? 
A: We’d be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy? 
A: Nobody eats parsley!

 Q: Why do women have two holes. 
A: So that when they are drunk, you can carry them like a six pack! 

Q: Why is a Brazilian wax called the cabin strip?
 A: Because it has a cockpit at one end of it 

Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? 
A: He could read lips! 

Q: Where are you from? 
A: A Vagina 

Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 
A: Good morning ladies. 

Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly? 
A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight! 

Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy? 
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! Boy:  

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