Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather?
A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So that men will speak to them!
Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: They are both stuck up cunts!
Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common?
A: They both hate pussy!
Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a public restroom?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you!
Q: What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes?
A: Cuntstubble.
Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole?
A: The chinrest!
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons?
A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too!
Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?
A: The woman!
Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis cums in.
Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth?
A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
Q: What do pimps and dogs have in common?
A: They both ate pussy
Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister?
A: A spiral pussy!
Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm?
A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!
Q: What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's cunt when she is on her period?
A: Your palm Red!
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn! Girl "I wear heels bigger than your dick!" Guy: "I take shits fresher than your pussy."
Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?
A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
Q: What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley.
Q: What is 6.9?
A: a great number ruined by a period
Q: How do you know when your husband eats too much pussy?
A: When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut!
Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man?
A: A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!
Q: What's the difference between a clit and a mobile phone?
A: Nothing, every cunt's got one!
Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
A: A pussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing. The cunt is the thing that owns it!
Q: What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?
A: Crust!
Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?
A: Her snatch.
Q: What is a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
Q: What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys?
A: We’d be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley!
Q: Why do women have two holes.
A: So that when they are drunk, you can carry them like a six pack!
Q: Why is a Brazilian wax called the cabin strip?
A: Because it has a cockpit at one end of it
Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
A: He could read lips!
Q: Where are you from?
A: A Vagina
Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.
Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly?
A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight!
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! Boy:
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