YOU KNOW YOU ARE MIDDLE AGED WHEN

You’ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything. The bag boy volunteers to help load ... Read more »

TALKING ABOUT AGING

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year ... Read more »

PERKS OF BEING OVER 40

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.  2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.  3. No one expects y... Read more »

MAN AT THE PARK

THERE IS MAN AT THE PARK SITTING ON THE BENCH CRYING... CRYING, SOMEONE ASKED, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? HE REPLIED I HAVE JUST MARRIE... Read more »

I CRAPPED MYSELF

Some boyscouts went to see an old veteran in the nursing home and he was telling them about the war. He said "One time while on... Read more »

ELDERLY COUPLE

An elderly retired couple went to a doctor. The man said, "We want to know if we are making love properly. Will you look at us?... Read more »

GENERAL CHECK - UP

A retired man went to a doctor for a general check-up. The doctor told the retiree that everything was fine and that, in fact, he was ... Read more »

MISTRESS

A retired husband and wife in their 60s were dining at an expensive restaurant when a stunningly beautiful young woman in her late 20s... Read more »

TOO YOUNG TO DIE

After a long and serious operation, Laura ended up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just couldn't bring her out of it. When... Read more »

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared a... Read more »

BIBLE MAILING

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there any... Read more »

62 AND PREGNANT

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination ro... Read more »

WRONG WAY

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, ... Read more »

SEE THROUGH SILK AND LACE

The elderly couple returned to their honeymoon hotel to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. As they prepared to retire, the old ... Read more »

TRUTH ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) No one other than your contemporaries care how it used to be. 3) Time may ... Read more »

BIRTH CONTROL PILLS

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she ... Read more »