Thursday, January 26, 2012

CARMEN


A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. 
"Carmen," she replied. 

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" 

"No, I named myself", she answered. 

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" 

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked. 

"Beersex."