YO MAMA

Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space

Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio

Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!

Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please

Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.

Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.

Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door

Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale

Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".

Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.

Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"

Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.

Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here

Your mamma is so fat I shot the bitch and lard came out.

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!

Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it

Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!

Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!

You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!