Wednesday, February 29, 2012

PICHA YA MVUA

MWALIMU wa somo la sanaa aliingia darasani na kuwaeleza wanafunzi wote wachore picha ya mvua inanyesha. Wanafunzi wote walichora picha... Read more »

KAMA KESHO UMEINGIA CHUMBANI KUFANYA NINI?

MZEE wa Chabo kama kawaida yake baada ya kazi alikiwa anarejea nyumbani kupitia njia ya kichochoroni alisikia mabishano kati ya mwanam... Read more »

MAKOHOA MBAKA MAYAMBA

KUNA jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitembea na mke wa Mwarabu, muda alioutumia kukutana na mwanamke huyo ni pale mumewe alipokwenda kuswali msi... Read more »

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Lugha ya kufundishia

Changamoto za Ufundishaji wa Somo la TEHAMA nchini Tanzania:

KUTOKA KENYA

1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga, dirisha zinakuwa tinted! 2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati ‘THU’ hii... Read more »

LETENI MAZIWA

Kuna mtu aligongwa na bodaboda akawa amelazwa chumba cha wagonjwa mahututi, basi wale madokta  wanao muhudumia wakasema leteni maziwa,... Read more »

NIFUNGIE KILO MBILI

Kuna jamaa alikuwa atoka Arusha akushukia hoteli moja Moshi akaomba aletewe chai, alipoletewa ikiwa haina sukari akaomba apewe sukari ... Read more »

Sunday, February 26, 2012

MBUZI

Tajiri kanunua mbuzi! Akamwambia mpishi! "Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza! Kichwa fanya supu na migu... Read more »

OMG CAT

CAT TAP SHOWER

CAT HUNTING DISAPPOINTMENT

Saturday, February 25, 2012

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN..........

That awkward moment when your at a job interview and you accidentally let out a long squealing fart The awkward moment you get s... Read more »

BADILISHA SENTENSI HII KUWA KATIKA WAKATI UJAO

Mwalimu aliandika sentensi ubaoni: "Niliua mtu." Badilisha sentensi hii kuwa katika wakati ujao Mwanafunzi akajibu kwa waka... Read more »

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

TRANSPORTING MENTAL PATIENTS

While transporting mental patients from Harare to Bulawayo , the bus Driver stopped at a roadside shebeen (beer hall) for a few beers... Read more »

SEXUAL SWEETNESS

A MALAWIAN man who collapsed and died while having sex with a hooker was killed by “sexual sweetness”, a police spokeswoman said. ... Read more »

MIS-TRANSLATION WE LOVE

Western Europe Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:... Read more »

CHEWING GUM

Two men were facing each other on the train.  First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happ... Read more »

APRIL FOOL

Jack: Hey mom.. I saw peter the servant and Lily the maid kissing in the room?!  Mom: What?!?! Are u serious??  Peter!!! Come here... Read more »

NO FUTURE IN IT

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.  Student : Please teacher, I don&... Read more »

WHALES

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human be... Read more »

TOP TEN BLACK AND WHITE JOKES - NO OFFENSE!!!

BLACK: 1.Q:why are black peoples nostrils so big? A:because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them. 2.Q:what do... Read more »

SUICIDE

A son in a boarding school wrote his Dad: Condition  critical at school, send money or else suicide. Dad replied: Situation at hom... Read more »

Wednesday, February 8, 2012