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Archive » February 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
KAMA KESHO UMEINGIA CHUMBANI KUFANYA NINI?
MZEE wa Chabo kama kawaida yake baada ya kazi alikiwa anarejea nyumbani kupitia njia ya kichochoroni alisikia mabishano kati ya mwanam...
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MAKOHOA MBAKA MAYAMBA
KUNA jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitembea na mke wa Mwarabu, muda alioutumia kukutana na mwanamke huyo ni pale mumewe alipokwenda kuswali msi...
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
KUTOKA KENYA
1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga, dirisha zinakuwa tinted! 2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati ‘THU’ hii...
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LETENI MAZIWA
Kuna mtu aligongwa na bodaboda akawa amelazwa chumba cha wagonjwa mahututi, basi wale madokta wanao muhudumia wakasema leteni maziwa,...
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NIFUNGIE KILO MBILI
Kuna jamaa alikuwa atoka Arusha akushukia hoteli moja Moshi akaomba aletewe chai, alipoletewa ikiwa haina sukari akaomba apewe sukari ...
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Sunday, February 26, 2012
MBUZI
Tajiri kanunua mbuzi! Akamwambia mpishi! "Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza! Kichwa fanya supu na migu...
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Saturday, February 25, 2012
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN..........
That awkward moment when your at a job interview and you accidentally let out a long squealing fart The awkward moment you get s...
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BADILISHA SENTENSI HII KUWA KATIKA WAKATI UJAO
Mwalimu aliandika sentensi ubaoni: "Niliua mtu." Badilisha sentensi hii kuwa katika wakati ujao Mwanafunzi akajibu kwa waka...
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
TRANSPORTING MENTAL PATIENTS
While transporting mental patients from Harare to Bulawayo , the bus Driver stopped at a roadside shebeen (beer hall) for a few beers...
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SEXUAL SWEETNESS
A MALAWIAN man who collapsed and died while having sex with a hooker was killed by “sexual sweetness”, a police spokeswoman said. ...
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MIS-TRANSLATION WE LOVE
Western Europe Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:...
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CHEWING GUM
Two men were facing each other on the train. First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happ...
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APRIL FOOL
Jack: Hey mom.. I saw peter the servant and Lily the maid kissing in the room?! Mom: What?!?! Are u serious?? Peter!!! Come here...
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NO FUTURE IN IT
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student : Please teacher, I don&...
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WHALES
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human be...
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TOP TEN BLACK AND WHITE JOKES - NO OFFENSE!!!
BLACK: 1.Q:why are black peoples nostrils so big? A:because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them. 2.Q:what do...
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SUICIDE
A son in a boarding school wrote his Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide. Dad replied: Situation at hom...
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