BLACK:
1.Q:why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A:because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them.
2.Q:what do you get when you search for the word baboon from the dictionary?
A:a picture of Robert Mugabe.
3.Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.
4.Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
5.Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
A: Jail break
6.Q: Why do black men have bigger manlinesses than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with
7.Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
8.Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!
9.Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river?
A: An oil spill
10.You're So Black
You're so black you blead coffee.
You're so black you could leave a hand print in charcoal.
You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted
WHITE:
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A drugs Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's Bottom!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!