USHAURI

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KITASA

MTOTO: baba kuna tofauti gani kati ya kilichopo katikati ya mapaja ya mama na ya kwako? Read more »

UPADRI

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WAZO LA LEO

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WABUNGE

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DIRTY MIND

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VAGINA JOKES

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NIPO KAMILI

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MCHAGA KWA KUPENDA HELA

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WAZO LA LEO

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ACHENI UTANI

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PADRI

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NDOA YA SHOGA

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MAASAI

Masai kapewa penzi baada ya kukojoa akatulia tulii pale juu kwa zaidi ya dakika 5. Read more »

SHOGA

Katika harusi shoga kajichanganya na wanawake chumbani wakawa wanajifusha udi. Read more »

ETI NI KWELI?

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JOHN

John ni chizi katika hospitali ya vichaa kwa muda wa miaka 7. Read more »

NANI MJANJA?

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SAMAKI

Muuza samaki na mteja.......... Read more »

MAHARI

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I CONTROLLED MYSELF

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LAUGHTER

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TRAIN STATION

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SUMMARIZING BEFORE EXAM.

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PANDE HIZO CHINA

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CHANGING EXAM PATTERN

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PENSI NYANYA

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ALCOHOL!!@

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JARIBU KUWA KUKU

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LOLIONDO

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MIAKA 18

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WAZO LA LEO

"Cheti cha kupewa bila kufanya pepa ni cheti cha ndoa tu. Mitihani hufuata baadae." Read more »

JE WAJUA?

Je! wajua kuwa wanaume in wapishi wakuu duniani? Read more »

CHOMEKA

Nilipochomeka! Daah ... akaichomoa akadai hajaizoea! Read more »

LAWYER ZONE

Mwanasheria alifanya mapenzi na demu kwenye gari, yule demu akasahau chupi yake. Read more »

OTIENO MBOO

Miaka ya 1980, Timu ya Kenya ilikuwa na mchezaji tegemeo aitwae OTIENO MBOO. Read more »

MADAKTARI

Walikutana madaktari watatu kutoka Ujerumani, China na Tanzania! Read more »

MGOMO BARIDI

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UZIO WA MAKABURI

Padri aliwaambia waumini wachangie hela ya kuzungushia Makaburi uzio, Read more »

SHILINGI 100000

Bibi alipewa 100000 na mjukuu wake wa kike, akamuuliza "umepata wapi hii hela?" Read more »

IN THE CLUB

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CORRUPTION

ENGLISH CLASS! TOPIC: TENSES Teacher: "One day our country will be free from corruption, which tense is it?" Student: "... Read more »

AGUA KI-DIGITAL

Waganga hawatumii tena manyanga!! Read more »

DENI LA MUDA MREFU

JAMAA mmoja alikuwa akimdai mtu deni lililotimiza mwaka, ilibidi amfuate mdeni wake na mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi; Read more »

TANGAZO

TANGAZO, TANGAZO Mtu mwenye watoto kumi atazawadiwa shilingi milioni 50. Read more »

MLOKOLE

Mlokole moja leo alikutwa akinywa gongo, akaulizwa mbona unakunywa gongo na wewe ni mlokole? akajibu "Zaburi 23 inasema gongo lake ... Read more »

SISI WADANGANYIKA

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HEKA HEKA ZA UCHUMBA

Msichana mmoja alimpeleka mchumba wake kumtambulisha kwao, Read more »

UTAMADUNI

Mchina na Mmakonde walikuwa wanabishana, Read more »

FURAHIA ULIMWENGU WA DIGITAL

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DID YOU EVER WONDER?

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BACK POCKET

A; Is that a phone in your back pocket? B: No, why? A: ....cause your ass is calling me. Read more »

UNHOLY TRINITY

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BUSARA ZA MLEVI

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HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR CHICKEN NOISE? :D

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