Saturday, January 14, 2012


Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

Q. How do you get holy water?

A. You boil the hell out of it.

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A. Because they have big fingers.

Q. How do you make a snooker table giggle?

A. Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.