Friday, January 27, 2012


Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" 
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." 

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. 

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" 

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. 
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. 
Three, I like how money feels in my hand. 
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"