Saturday, January 14, 2012

SLEEPY RHODA


John and Rhoda are sitting in school.

Rhoda is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Rhoda, who created Heaven and Earth?" John sees Rhoda sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Rhoda.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Rhoda (Again sleeping) is poked by John's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Rhoda "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Rhoda (again sleeping) is poked by John's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"