Sunday, January 15, 2012


An American, a Japanese man, and a man from a Brazil are in a sauna. There is a ringing sound the American makes his hand into a phone shape, whispers, "Phone call," to the other two men, and answers it. 

Then, there's a beeping noise the Japanese man taps his wrist several times, and says, "I'm being IM'ed." The Brazilian goes to the bathroom, and when he comes back, there's toilet paper trailing from his ass. The American says, "You know, uh, you have some toilet paper back behind..."

"I'm getting a fax."