Wednesday, January 25, 2012

COLLECTIONS PLATE


A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the Collections.

 
One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection Plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the Chickens from Brother Martin's hen house please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"
The collection plate was passed around, and for the first Time in months everybody gave.