Sunday, January 15, 2012

.........EVER WONDER

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

19. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

20. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

21. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he

22. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

23. What do chickens think cats taste like?

24. What do people in China call their good plates?

25. What do you call a male ladybug?

26. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

27. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

28. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?