Saturday, January 14, 2012


Q. Why do little boys whine?

A. They are practicing to be men.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A. You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A. It helps them remember which end to wipe...

Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A. Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'