Friday, March 29, 2013

LAUGHTER


TOURIST: Are we lost? 
AFRICAN GUIDE: We are not lost. We are here. Trail lost


SON:Do you remember promising me twenty shilings if i get a good report this term?
FATHER: Yes, of course i do
SON: Well, i have saved you the expense


PATIENT: I'm so nervous! This is my first operation
DOCTOR: I know how you feel. This is my first one too!

"Mummy, i dreamt about you last night," said a nine year old son
"Oh what happened?" asked his mother
"What do you mean what happened?" he asked indignantly.
"You were there!"


Thanks UMEKULSUM Y. ZAVERY
ANDREA MWAKA SEC. SCHOOL (1990s)