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VAGINA JOKES

Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When...
SITI YA DEREVA

Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda kwenye basi la kwenda Mbagala kama kawaida yao, bibi mmoja alipanda bila shida akapata siti na kukaa....
IPO UKURASA WA NGAPI??

Jamaa moja alitaka kuoa mwanamke mwembamba sana, wakati wa harusi mama mkwe akamjaza magazeti bibi harusi ili aonekane amenona,
WAMEKOSEA JINA LANGU

Jamaa mwoga alikuwa anapita makaburini usiku akamwona mtu anachonga maandishi kwenye jiwe la kaburi akajisikia faraja kuwa hayuko peke...
DYING OF THIRST

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock...
WAZO LA LEO

Hata uwahi vipi kufika Kanisani. Hauwezi kukaa kwenye kiti cha mchungaji!
BADILISHA SENTENSI HII KUWA KATIKA WAKATI UJAO

Mwalimu aliandika sentensi ubaoni: "Niliua mtu." Badilisha sentensi hii kuwa katika wakati ujao Mwanafunzi akajibu kwa waka...