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VAGINA JOKES

Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When...
ROOSTER

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in ...
CHOMEKA

Nilipochomeka! Daah ... akaichomoa akadai hajaizoea!
KESI

Huku kwetu kuna kesi, Jamaa amemtomba malaya alivyomaliza akatoa shilingi 150 na kitambulisho eti yeye ni mwanafunzi.
KUTOKA MAHAKAMANI

Mhindi alikua akitoa ushahidi dhidi ya jamaa aliyefiwa na dame guest house wakati wanasex. HAKIMU: Shahidi ielezee mahakama ulivyo...
SOLDIERS IN HEAVEN

Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?" "Of course they do!" protested ...
PEANUTS

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She of...